But I have nothing to rant about! Le Gasp, Oh Noes!!!
I just don't know what to rant o--- oh wait, yes I do.
The Pain Ray.
the motherfucking PAIN RAY!!!
Aparrently the military has developed a wide-beam ray that penetrates the skin at 1/64 of a centimeter (to hit nerve endings) and releases a ray that burns you. Now, some people might say "why not just attack a person with curling irons?"
Well, this ray was developed for riots in the Middle East. And will probably be brought to a demonstration near you.
brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
They're developing a death ray too. with MICROWAVES. Because mammals explode when exposed to microwaves.
I'm going to my corner now. Tell me when the apololyspe comes so I can throw a "so long, assholes" party.
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Jaysus :-( It doesn't surprise me in the slightest though. The bastards.
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